funny joks 147

Ek line mein bahut saari kaali chitiyan(ants) ja rahi hain, magar un mein se ek chiti white hai, aisa kyun?

Ant Widows nahi ho sakti?


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Hanuman 2 sita mere sath chalo mujhe SriRam ne bheja hai
sita:main paraye mard ke sath nahi jati
Hanuman:Jiske sath ayi thi wo fufad tha


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Wife:i think our our daughter fell in love with someone. Husband:how do u know?
wife:because, she is not asking her pocket money...!!!


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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain


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Sharabi knocks d door.
His wife open d door.
Sarabi-Who r u?
Wife-aaila!Mujko hi bhool gye.
Sarabi-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai BEHAN


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