funny joks 164

3 sardars were going on bike.
Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them.
Sardar replies- "Oye pagal ho gaya kya?
Tu kaha baithega


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Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo


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Wife:Mujhe kisi mehengi jagah le jao na
Husband:Chalo taiyaar ho jao
Wife:Par jana kahan hai
Husband:PETROL PUMP


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Boy:suit acha pehna hai
Girl:thnx
B:lipstic achi lagai hai
G:thnx
B:makup be acha kia hai
G:thnx"BHAIYA"
B:fir b achi nahi lag rahi ho


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O Friend ji.
Tussi Mitha Aam ho,
Coca-Cola da Jaam ho,
Sir Dard da Baam ho,
Saara kuch Theek he,
Bas SMS nahin karte,
Es waaste Badnaam ho


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