funny joks 157

Munna: a cirkit a barish k vakt bijli kyu kadakti he
cirkit:bhai bole to god torch marke dekhta hoga kahi sala sukha to nahi rehgaya


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Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
N the hottest kiss???
On d bike's silencer
Try it..


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When I Give U a Message, ,
May Be U Smile :-)
But When U Give Me a Message, ,
I Kiss My Mobile!!


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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".


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Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.


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