funny joks 163

Son:Me School nahi jaunga.
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga.
Mom:4th Class padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga


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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki
team bani antakshari khelne ke liye
Girls:Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge
Boys Hum haar gye,chalo ab dikhao


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Wife on sunday
Aaj to muje kisi COSTLY PLACE pe le chalo

Husband:chalo fatafat tyar ho jao
Wife:par jana kaha hai
Husband:PETROL PUMP!


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Sardar interview dene gaya.
Boss: ur birthday.
Sardar:15 Feb.
Boss:which year.
Sardar:ullu de patte,every year..


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SARDAR ji agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
S-Cooler k samne bait jata hu
Q:fir bhi Garmi lage to?
S:To Cooler on kar leta hu


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