funny joks 180

'LIPS' Bhindi ki tarah,
'GAAL' Tamatar ki tarah,
aur 'FACE' Gobhi ki tarah.
Bhagwan ek Dost diya wo bhi sabzi mandi ki tarah.


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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.


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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...


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Tu chand mange me chand dedu,
tu raat mange me raat dedu,
tu dil mange me dil dedu,
tu jaan mange...
Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..


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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...


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