funny joks 140

Santa in train: Yaar raat bhar nind nahi aayi Upar ki sit mili thi.
Banta:to exchange kar leta?
Santa:kis se karta,niche koi b nahi tha!


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Registan k tufan ruka nhi
karte.Samandar k pani sukha
nhi krte.HUM ko SMS karo ya
na Karo,Par HUM Apno k
inbox Khali chhoda nahi krte..


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Beta:Papa,Apki Shadi Ho Gayi?
Papa:Ha
Beta:KisSe?
Papa:Bewkuf,Teri Mumy Se

Beta:Wah Papa Ghar Me Hi Setting Karli?


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Teacher- Write ur friend's name in English.

Santa wrote-
"Sunlight.."

Sir-Whats This??

Santa- Sir,Uska naam Suraj Prakash hai...!


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Every Girl is

Smart,
Intelligent,
Sweet,
Talented,
Excellent ,
Romantic.,

In Short form,
they all r ur
"S.I.S.T.E.R."
Respect them.. Ok


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