funny joks 159

Tourist:Is Fort me koi bhut he kya
Guide:Me yaha itne saalo se kaam kr raha hoon,aaj tak nai dekha
Tourist:kitne saal hue
Guide:300 saal.

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Boy: mein iss Tree pe chadu to engineering college ki girls dikhegi

girl: or tu waha se gir gaya
To medical college ki girls dikhegi


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Aap hamare dil me
base ho..
Wah

Wah
Aap hamare dil me
base ho...


Thoda side me ho
jao,

Blood wali pipe me
fasse ho


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Dad:beta Jaan kaha se nikalti He
Son:khidki se

Dad:kaise?
Son:kal aap raat ko Ghar ae to mom uncle ko keh rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Niklo


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Santa said something in Banta's ear, and Banta died.
Take a wild guess,
what did he say...?
!!!..."Dhishkiyaon"..!!!


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