funny joks 156

Waiter gives bill to KUSHAL.
KUSHAL: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
KUSHAL:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED


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1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha ja sakta hai?

WRITER-6months

DOCTOR-2months

STUDEN T-pehle batao exm kab hai?


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True Love Song: Bazigar o Bazigar,
Teri Papa ko Razi Kar
ooo tune dil mera toda,
maine fevicol se joda,
mera fevicol ka paisa vapas kar


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S : Smiling
M : message
S : Service
Between two Friends .....
()"'"()()""()
( ,'o' )( 'o', )
(,) (,)(,) (,)
U and ME


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Sardar ki ma ko gussa kab aata he?
Jab Sardar laughter Challange me hans hans kar har ek contestant ko kehta he-
"Bas Kar Mere BAP"


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