funny joks 142

Beta:Apni ma se purani album dekte hue,Ma ye foto me smart admi kaun he?
Ma:Ye tumhare Papa he!
Beta:To hum is Ganje ke sath kyun rehte he


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biwi:tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
pati:bahut.
biwi:mere marne k baad Taj banaoge?
pati:maine to plot b le liya hai hai,tumari dair hai.


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Hawa me bindas udd rha tha Galib
Hawa me betab udd rha tha Galib
Hawa me azad udd rha tha Galib
Phir kya..
Ruk gai Hawa
Gir gya Galib..


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Papu:Yaar Kal me Jab bathroom gaya to woha lion ko dekha
Tipu:Fir kya hua
Papu:kuch nai mee kaha tum kar lo..
Meri to wese hi nikal gayi!


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Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,
"Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,
Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do"


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