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Santa Hospital Me 1Nurse Se Kehta hai..
"I LOVE U"

Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai!

Nurse:-Chal Jhute Humne to teri kidney churayi Hai


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recent survey se pata chala hai k

80% ladkiya shadi se pahle sex karna chahti hai

mera sawal sirf itna hai
ki wo 80% ladkiya hai Kaha


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Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara?

Sardar:"yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Saadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai"


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Girls heart is lik watr
Boys heart is lik mobile
Either watr fals on mobile or mobile falls in watr
Vaat2mobile ki hi lagi hai


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Mallika ne chirag ko gisa, usme se Gin nikla
Gin: Kya hukum?
Mallika: Meri PYAAS bhuja do
Gin: 7up se ya 7inch se?