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Boy-What is Peniss?
Girl-Tool to Fuckk!
Boy:- Vaginaa?
Girl-Where Peniss is put in
Boy-Bo0bs?
Girl-Tu THOKNE aya hai ya 5vi Paas Khelne


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1 gadha 2 feet ki rassi se bandha hua hai,
Batao wo 6 feet dur padi ghaas kaise khaega...?


Haar maan li?



Gadhe ne b maan li thi


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Train me 3ladkiyan baithi thi.1 Pndt ne naam puchha.
Ladkiyan:PRIYA BEHAN,SHILPA BEHAN,SHEELA BEHAN Aur aapka naam?
Pandit:BILLU BEHANCHOD


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A lady to another lady..
Jab tera divorce hua tab tera
ek bachha tha... Aur ab teen?
She replied: "Woh kabhi kabhi mafi mangne aa jate


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A frnd is lik a panti-alwys comfortable

Bt a gud frnd is like a braa-alwys supportive

& d best frnd is like a condom-always protect