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Bap: Q beta ladki pasand aayi?
Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut moti hai
Bap: beta ghar kitna b bada ho,darwaja chota hi hota hai


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Girl ne boy ka land 1st time pakda or kiss karne lagi,Tabhi usme se kuch drop nikle.
Girl-What's this?
Boy-Khushi ke Ansu he Pagli


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Mehfil me sabki nazar aap pe thi.
aur aap ki khushi ka thikana na tha,
jab aap ne najren jhuka kar dekha to aap ki taango me PAJMA na tha


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Girl-Mera Right Leg Lunch He
Or Left Dinner
Bolo Kya Chahia?

Boy-Muje To Lunch &
Dinner K Bich Me
Thoda Snacks Lena
Achcha Lgta Hai


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